Locura

Very disappointed, went there for having a good experience and i received quite the opposite.
The toilets are dirty, so many people smoke inside that it makes the atmosphere unbreathable.
Not possible to simply sit alone for a while with a beer without having a girl come to me and jump straight to the money for sex talk.
Glad I didn’t spend more than 20 euros there.

“A religious experience, but with moans instead of psalms.”

From the moment I walked through the door, I felt like a lamb going to the slaughter… but happy, with a huge grin and a bulge in my pants. The decor is a mix between a Venetian brothel and a mechanic's workshop, but with more lubricant. I was greeted by a young woman who looked like she'd stepped out of a wet dream sponsored by Netflix and the pay-per-view Canal+ of my childhood.

The service was so professional that I felt like leaving a tip, a birthday card, and even taking her out to dinner with my mother (though she probably wouldn't approve). Hip movements that defied gravity, caresses that reset the soul's Wi-Fi, and stamina that would make even Nacho Vidal weep.
The rooms were spotless, with more mirrors than a vanity shop. I even found myself crying tears of joy in one of them.
Price/quality: unbeatable. For what a candlelit dinner in the city center cost, here I got dessert… twice. And without even asking if I was allergic to nuts. Conclusion: I went in a man, I came out a legend.
I'll be back... as soon as I can walk again without looking like I've been riding a horse for three days.

The drinks are very expensive; what you save on entry they charge you an arm and a leg in drinks—€12 minimum, and if you buy a girl a drink, it's between €30 and €40 for her. So it's probably better to go to a regular club. The place is nice and small, but they should ease up on the prices; otherwise, I don't think they'll attract many customers.

A very family-friendly place. The Russian salad tapa is Michelin-star quality, but the meatballs in sauce are a bit tough, although the service is impeccable. There are also slot machines for roulette and other games. Family atmosphere.

It was a good time but very expensive; I spent 230 for one hour.