The worst lawyer, to put it mildly.
He'll squeeze every last penny out of you, and you'll get a harsher sentence than the prosecutor is asking for because he's already been flagged by the courts. He's always suspended, and on top of that, once you pay him, he'll stop responding to your messages and calls.
He doesn't study his cases and tries to improvise everything on the day of the trial.
He falls asleep during court proceedings.