Hotel Nerja Club & Spa

Nice small hotel. Room over looking pool. Sea view, just! Nice, friendly staff. Happy hour (2). For over fifties. Nice food. For the price TUI charge... excellent . WHY when england are playing do you not show in your..so called sport bar. Showing Germany against America!!!!!!! No Germans no Americans. World cup starts in two weeks, get your act together or there will be holiday cancellations. Very very disappointed

I had a most enjoyable B&B stay recently with my family staying nearby. Room was spotlessly clean well serviced it had a pool view. All public room's were lovely. Breakfast was excellent with lot's of choice. A nice Spa to relax in. Staff very friendly and helpful. Location good a short walk to the beach. Looking forward to staying there again next Easter.

Not for the faint hearted.

Our stay was less of a "vacation" and more of a "survivalist endurance trial" that I didn’t realize I’d signed up for. If you enjoy the sensation of sleeping on a bed of rusted nails and disappointment, this is the place for you.

The "Aesthetic":
The room wasn't just dated; it was actively trying to shed its own skin. Furniture fascias were either dangling by a prayer or had long since fled the premises. The bathroom featured a curated collection of artisanal mould and a bathtub that looked like it had been attacked by a very hungry, very confused shark.

The Lighting: The curtains were essentially two strips of decorative gauze that refused to meet in the middle, ensuring we were bathed in the gentle, orange glow of the streetlights all night long.

The Soundscape: The walls were so paper-thin I can now tell you, with haunting certainty, the exact brand of toothpaste our neighbor uses. We shared every intimate moment of his life: his snoring, his showering, and—most tragically—his digestive struggles on the loo. It was like living in a very awkward, very damp sitcom.

The Safety: In a thrilling twist, the self-closing fire mechanism on the door was missing. Nothing says "sleep tight" like knowing your only defense against a localized inferno is a door that prefers to stay ajar.

The Gastronomy (or Lack Thereof)
The dining room was a culinary minefield. The chefs managed

Hotel exceeded my expectations for £65 a night for two that we paid. The hotel was continuosly cleaned. The lobby, bar, restaurant and pool with terrace was well kept and modern. The breakfast had a great selection. The view by the pool.. WOW!
During my booking I mentioned it was my mums birthday treat, we arrived to cava with fruit n chocolate platter. Thankyou!!

A very nice place with great views, excellent staff on hand to help in any way they can. Very clean with a lovely outside pool, plus a indoor pool too. A jacuzzi is there for relaxation plus a gym 🏋️‍♀️ 💪. All in all a great location.