Bar La Comedia

As someone who works in hospitality for internationally recognized events and has experienced gay clubs across Europe, I had higher expectations for this venue.

The Good:
The atmosphere was genuinely fun, though let’s be honest, that’s what you create yourself with the right crowd. Special mention to the incredibly friendly bar staff (the Batmans were amazing!).
The Disappointing:
∙ No storage facilities: There’s literally nowhere to leave your belongings. No coat check, no lockers, nothing. In an overcrowded venue where you’re dancing, this is a massive oversight and a security risk.
∙ Security concerns: Our drinks were stolen twice. While the no-drinks-outside policy makes sense, there’s zero monitoring of your glass inside. For a club of this caliber, that’s unacceptable.
∙ Overpouring: The alcohol measures are excessive. Many might see this as generous, but it actually prevents you from controlling your intake responsibly..not great club management.
∙ Overcrowding: The venue was packed beyond comfort. Combined with nowhere to store your things, you’re constantly clutching your belongings while trying to enjoy yourself.
∙ Language barriers: Security couldn’t communicate in English. I did my best explaining situations in Spanish, but the lack of interest in resolving issues was frustrating.
∙ Hygiene: The toilets are absolutely deplorable. There’s no other word for it—just disgusting.
∙ Bar integrity: One bartender clearly took advantage of intoxicated guests, pretending not to understand and charging my friends twice for the same drinks. This is exploitative behavior that damages trust.
Bottom Line:
The venue has potential, but management needs to address basic hospitality standards: proper storage facilities, drink security, capacity control, staff training, and hygiene.

The 3 stars are purely for the vibe we created ourselves and those genuinely kind staff members who clearly care.

Would I return? Only if these fundamental issues are resolved.

I had a really frustrating experience at this club. When I arrived, the doorman on the right (as shown in the photo) told me the entry was 15 euros and included 2 drinks. That seemed fair, so I went in. But as soon as I entered, the guy on the left came inside and told the saleswoman that I had to pay 20 euros—no explanation, no change in offer, just a sudden price increase.

I asked why I was getting two different prices from two different doormen, and instead of answering, the guy on the right physically pushed me out of the club. No explanation, no apology. They didn’t speak English, so communication was nearly impossible.

I asked to speak with the manager, but he didn’t even move or acknowledge me. It felt like they were making up prices on the spot and didn’t care about treating guests respectfully.

I went there second time to ask for talk with manager or otherwise will call to the police, and he made movement as attacking me physically.

I called 112 but they just recommended me to make an complaint to the managers, or call local police. I called local police where they don’t speak English and asked me to call 112..

Great place to go out and very friendly. I had a lot of fun. The entrance included 2 drinks which is nice. Just a note for the owners, add more hangers for the jackets on the wall opposite of the bar.

I highly recommend this place! Alice is the best ever! Good drinks relation quality price and the a good service !!! Clean toilets and kind staff!

The best drag show in Malaga and the waiter Alex is the best!!!!!!!!!! He is so much fun and made our night unforgettable! ❤️