we got kicked out because of nothing…
guess my jeans was not expensive enough.
was on the toilet then they just gave us the bill without asking
A bar with cocktails and music, and a great terrace right on the beach.
| Mon | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
|---|---|
| Tue | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Wed | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Thu | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Fri | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Sat | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Sun | 8:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
we got kicked out because of nothing…
guess my jeans was not expensive enough.
was on the toilet then they just gave us the bill without asking
Worst location in the world!! They let you buy a bottle and charge 50€ more! Do not go in this Location! Bossa playa belongs to them so they are terrible as well!
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Arriving here only to find the place completely shuttered with a sign that basically says the place is "dead" is an unforgettable experience… but not for the right reasons. If this is meant to be humor, marketing, or an artistic metaphor, they've gone way too far. If it's negligence, it borders on insulting the customer.
No clear opening hours, no decent notice, not even the slightest explanation. Just the feeling of having wasted my time and that the company couldn't care less. In a bar, where you're supposed to be selling atmosphere, zest for life, and good vibes, encountering such a cheap and depressing message is the complete opposite of what you expect.
If the place is closed, you say so. If it's gone out of business, you inform customers. But playing the "we're dead" card without context or respect is a huge lack of professionalism. It gives the impression that the place is abandoned both physically and mentally. I certainly won't be trying it again. And if this is the image they want to project, they are succeeding: a dead business... but one that lacks credibility.
A bar with cocktails and music, and a great terrace right on the beach. We've just come from living in Ibiza, where prices are exorbitant, and we were impressed by the great prices and quality they offer. We went back two nights in a row because we knew it would be a good choice.
I recommend the original XL mojito—delicious! Just be sure to share it between three people!
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